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Do you have trouble focusing your thoughts when you're receiving oral sex?

For those who are curious—and those who can so relate—here’s a lil inside look into what’s exactly going through a woman’s head when she’s getting head:

1. I didn’t think I was getting laid tonight or else I would’ve shaved.

2. Is there’s toilet paper stuck to my puss?.

3. Oh Snap! Period! When was the last time I had my period?

4. Shut up, it was literally like two weeks ago. I’m fine.

5. Why is it called “eating out”? What am I, Chili’s?

6. On a scale of 1 to 10, I wonder how cute they think my vagina is?

7. I think it’s cute. If I saw it walking down the street, I’d be like, “Now that’s a vagina I’d like to know!”

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8. Who was the first person to be like, “Yeah, I should lick that”?

9. Probably one of the Romans. Those guys seemed kinky.

10. I have to fart.

11. Why did I have Taco Bell before this? It’s literally teetering on the edge of my butt-hole.

12. Holy f@3$#, what is that tongue trick?! Omg. OMG

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14. Oh Snap Did I just C*M in his mouth!

15. Ooh, but please stop looking at me. I don’t know what to do with my face.

16. Is this a bad time to ask, What are we?

17. Did I say that out loud?

18. Great work, That was awesome.

19 Should I, like, applaud? I feel the need to.

20. Can you please go to the bathroom so I can finally fart in peace?

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